Beyond the Pyramids: My essential guide to navigating the chaos & wonder of Cairo

From haggling taxi’s, to eating Pidgeons, hunting relics & drinking rooftop beers in the sunset. Cairo taught me there is magic to be found in the chaos 😍

Egypt is the most remarkable melting pot of Cultures, History, Architecture, Artistry, World Cuisines & Grandeur. Traverse through thousands of years of history all the way from the Ancient Egyptians, through Macedonian, Mesopotamian, Roman & Arab rule to Modern day Egypt in all of it’s beauty & charm.

I was so incredibly fortunate to have visited Egypt & it was such a deeply profound experience, that I will always be grateful to have had. As with every country, Egypt does have some issues. In order to really maximise your enjoyment, it is important to plan ahead, know what to look out for (read on for detailed explanations) & take appropriate precautions. All of the major sites are well policed & very safe, so don’t let cultural differences deter you.

Cairo was established as the Capital in 969, however it’s historic roots stretch much further back all the way to the building of the Ancient Babylon Fortress & the early Coptic Orthodox Church. In addition to sharing some stories, This guide to Cairo will include everything you need to know about Tourist Sites, Staying Safe, Food & Drink, Getting Around & Money.

It is important to call out that Cairo is absolutely chaotic, if you want an authentic hustle & bustle experience you should look to stay in Downtown Cairo. It is very busy, very loud & the roads are mayhem (the lanes on the roads are little more than decorative splashes of paint), but you get an intimate cultural experience. Otherwise, if easily overwhelmed, you would be best staying a little further out.

From the moment I stepped out of the airport terminal I was already causing mayhem, there were lots of news reporters, people playing Bongos & a taxi rank which is carnage. Here was me thinking they had rolled out the red carpet & I was now a small time celebrity. However, it turned out there was a homecoming celebration for the Egyptian Paralympic athletes returning. I was so focused on the bedazzling lights in front of me that I didn’t realise I had inadvertently cut off the Paralympic team queued up behind me. I felt awful when I realised what I had done, I am hoping I wasn’t plastered all over the Arab news channels! Little did I know, this was the first of many sticky situations I would get into 🤷‍♂️

Cairo has a plethora of extraordinary Tourist sites, I spent over 10 days in Cairo & sadly was unable to see everything I wanted to. If you click the name of the place, it will take you to a specific guide for that site, with all of the information you need to make the most of your visit. Must visit sites; The Egyptian Museum in Cairo (this is where I got an AK47 pointed at me 😂), The Cairo Tower, The Great Pyramids (technically in Giza, but including in this post), Al Azhar Park, Coptic Cairo Complex & Zamalek district.

If you have a lot of time, it is worth considering additional stops, including Armenian Orthodox Patriarchate, Al Azhar Mosque, Al Horreya Garden, Korba District, The Cairo Opera House & Aquarium Grotto Garden.

Some places that I wish I had been able to see were the Citadel Saladin, Cave Church, Museum of Egyptian Civilization, Abdeen Palace (I did rock up but it was closed due to a public holiday) & Khan Al-Khalili Bazaar.

Cairo has some of the most incredible food anywhere in the world! Depending on your level of adventurousness with cuisine, you can be trying anything from amazing Shawarma all the way through to Cow brains! Click here for recommendations, along with photos & addresses.

There are lots of really nice bars in Cairo, but it is important to note that it is a very religious country & as such not everywhere will have alcohol. As a consequence, the bars on the streets have blacked out windows, however there are some awesome rooftop bars that I highly recommend. Click here to find out more.

Whilst it pains me to have to write a section like this, I feel like it’s really important to be objective & give you an honest view. As is clear from my post, I love Egypt, the culture & the people. However, some parts are very poor & unfortunately there are some people with nefarious aims. It is a tiny % of the people you will meet, but a tiny % of a big population, is still a big number.

Not everyone is trying to scam you, but a lot of people are trying to sell you things & whilst that in of itself is not a bad thing, it can be a little overwhelming as it is pretty full on depending on where you are.

My general advice for keeping safe is do not take directions from anyone who isn’t a Police officer. Don’t walk great distances between sites (I did, which got me into some sticky situations). Plan out where you are going that day & organise your travel plans. Unless you see a specific store you want to go into, don’t let someone stop you in the street & invite you to their shop etc. Then finally (this was the hardest for me, as I feel it’s very rude), but you have to be comfortable walking away from people in the street & ignore them. Whether they are selling, offering to take you on tours or asking what country you’re from.

Having said that, taking those reasonable measures & planning ahead can minimise those types of interactions you would rather avoid. So please don’t be deterred, I am a man who hasn’t won a fight since I was around 9 years old & that was against a bin & I survived the trip solo. Just keep your wits about you, like a Ninja!

When I visited, the exchange rate was £1 GBP to 63 EGP, which meant that things were very inexpensive. Some places accept card, but not all, so you definitely need to have cash. Some places do not accept cash (i.e the Pyramids ticket office), so you need to ensure you have a card with you too. I used Starling, it was free to join & they didn’t charge any exchange fees, giving you the current market price.

You can bring money into Egypt, but they say no more than 5,000 Egyptian, although nobody asked when I landed. There are cash machines everywhere so withdrawing local currency is easily done. I would look for National Bank of Egypt ATMs & buildings (the badge is green & yellow). These banks have armed police & workers monitoring the cash machines, so it’s all very safe.

Tipping or “Baksheesh” is a part of the culture, if you receive good service you should tip. For good service I tipped around 2/300 Egyptian which seemed to go down well, however you can always tip more. I was on a bit of a budget unfortunately!

There are lots of ways to get around Cairo, I decided to walk most places to get a feel for the city. However, it would have been a better option to use public transport. Uber is ridiculously cheap & saves time haggling with street taxis.

Otherwise, the metro is pretty modern & the new line 3 is lovely!

Thanks for taking the time to read my post & hope you found it useful. I originally wrote this 1 year ago & it was my first ever article. I wanted to come back to it & do a slight re-write now that I understand WordPress reader, categorisations & tags a lot better. Additionally, I have more subscribers who could benefit from the information. If you have found it useful or entertaining I would love it if you followed along, I will shortly be posting about Latvia, Estonia & Finland, where I will be sharing some epic travel fails!

Ancient Alexandria | The Mediterranean Marvel 🌊

Spending a day in Alexandria? Find out everything you need to know about some of the beautiful sites!

Visiting Egypt without stopping by Alexandria is like visiting England & not drinking copious amounts of tea! Unfortunately I was only able to spend 1 day in Alexandria & didn’t get to see everything I wanted. It really needed a couple of days at minimum to do it any justice.

Located to the North of Egypt on the Mediterranean Sea, Alexandria was founded in 331BC by Alexander the Great. It is an incredible fusion of historical influences, with Greco Roman, Arab, French & British.

In Modern day Alexandria, along with the most stunning views of the Mediterranean Sea, there are some amazing Museums, Amphitheatres, Statues, Monuments, Forts, Religious Buildings & of course the Bibliotheca Alexandria.

It is much quieter than Cairo & subsequently not as fast paced. The roads are a lot safer & the traffic lights actually stand for something there. I took the train, which was around 3 hours from Cairo. They have new trains called Talgo, which are really modern & you see some beautiful views of the countryside. They are more expensive than regular trains, usually I prefer the cheaper more authentic experience, but on this occasion I strongly recommend Talgo. I took a different train coming home & it was a proper experience, with a lot of unique characters on the train (that is as diplomatic as I can be) 😂

Now, my standard of Arabic is somewhere between getting a left hook from Shaq & one of those brutal deep paper cuts you get. However, I am pretty sure I was told to ‘sling my hook’ a couple of times, the street vendors here aren’t as up for a haggle as they were in Cairo, just be wary.

Alexandria has such a rich & diverse history, so there is plenty to do! I decided I wanted to walk everywhere & mapped out a really good route, however I was woefully underprepared. A lot of the sites close early & the distance between sites is a lot bigger than it looks on the map. It sounds like an obvious thing to say, but I would say to scope out everywhere you want to visit & check on their opening times etc to make sure you don’t miss out.

You can click through for a guide & photos on each of the sites. The top places I was lucky enough to visit were The Ancient Roman Amphitheatre, Citadel of Qaitby, The Greco Roman Museum . I did visit the Alexandria Museum & St Marks Coptic Orthodox Cathedral however they weren’t big, so I didn’t take many photos & therefor have not set up a page for them.

As touched upon, poor planning on my part meant I missed out on the Bibliotheca (Library), the Catacombs & Pompey’s Pillar. The library was closed for a holiday, which is a shame as that is the main reason I went to Alexandria, as I am a massive book nerd.

Alexandria felt very safe, as it is much less populous, it is not as overwhelming as Cairo. When you get towards the Sea & Citadel of Qaitby, it becomes a bit more full on. It is like Blackpool on steroids! If you are going to take a boat ride, I would say to go with an established company with good reviews. A lot of people will offer you boat rides, but don’t hop on a random paddle boat because of the implication (if you know the reference, you know!). Generally, just stay aware of your surroundings.

If you are tight for time, I would recommend taking Taxi’s around as this will save you a lot of time. Meaning, you get to spend longer at the tourist sites 🤠

You can walk between some places, for example from the train station to Roman Amphitheatre, then to Greco Roman Museum & then Alexandria Museum is a reasonably short walk, even if you are carrying some extra Shawarma weight. From there to the Corniche or Citadel of Qaitby, you’re best taking a Taxi as it isn’t nearby.

There is a ‘Fish Museum’ located at the Citadel of Qaitby & it looks like you are going to see some really cool fish from the Mediterranean Sea. I was thinking big ass sting rays, sharks, turtles, the full shebang. Alas, I was fooled, do not go into this Fish museum, they have no fish, only plastic toy fish 😂

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Luxor | The Worlds Greatest Open Air Museum, an experience to rival the Pyramids?

Considering a trip to the marvellous Luxor? This is a go to guide on all of the top tourist sites & some of the lesser known places to visit!

Luxor is one of the most fascinating areas there is to visit. It contains the ancient city of Thebes, which during the New Kingdom was the Capital of Upper Egypt & is one of the oldest known cities in the world with inhabitants. Here you will visit everything from Ancient Temples, to the Valley of the Kings, to the Valley of the Queens & various Museums.

You will also be treated to the most spectacular views of the Nile & Sun rise/set across the Sahara desert (photo at top of page). If you are a keen daredevil & don’t mind a 4am wake up, you can take a sunrise hot air balloon ride. If I had the option to return to Luxor, or the Great Pyramids, I would choose Luxor. The only analogy I can think of to explain Luxor is, if you have seen the Night at the Museum movie, that is what Luxor compares to, the history comes alive & you feel like you are standing there as it was thousands of years ago. Luxor will always hold a very special place in my heart!

Luxor is split by the River Nile into the East Bank & the West Bank. There is so much to do & see here, that I originally planned to stay for 2 days, but this quickly turned into extending my stay to 4 days. On the East Bank you absolutely must visit Karnak Temple, Luxor Temple & Luxor Museum. On the West Bank you cannot miss the Valley of the Kings, Mortuary temple of Hatshepsut, Collossi of Memnon & Medinet Habu.

There are a multitude of other sites that I would recommend if you are not pushed for time. These include Valley of the Queens & Ramesseum Temple. The Museum of Mummification is worth checking out as it is right beside Luxor Temple, however you are in & out in 30 minutes as it is very small.

I have pulled together a Page for each of these Tourist sites, with tips on getting there, when to visit, should you take a tour, costs, shocking attempts at selfies & information on keeping safe. You can access each page by clicking the name.

I haven’t done a separate page for Food, as my hotels food was awesome (my overindulgence cost the life of a deck chair). To see the devastation of the incident click here

I only ventured out to one bar as it was near to my hotel. It was an awesome bar & I would highly recommend it. If you want to see the most unofficial DJ booth click here

I am completely new to blogging & only set this up to help people out on their journeys. If you have any questions about the article or feedback, please do leave a comment & I will get back to you. You can also subscribe for free to get a notification when my next post goes live. Next week I will be posting about Alexandria, the Mediterranean Marvel. Thanks for taking the time to read through ❤️