Llandudno | Sun, Sea & Seals 🦭

About Llandudno..

Whether you are visiting the Great Orme or Little Orme, you feel like you are in a fantasy novel. This is an analogy I have exhausted, so will have to get the thinking cap on for my next post. However, this time it is fully appropriate. Unbeknownst to me, some of The House of the Dragon (Game of Thrones spin off) was filmed in parts of North Wales. It wasn’t until somebody recognised it on my Instagram post (you can see here) that I realised. I did watch the first couple of episodes, but gave up after they changed some of the actors halfway, I couldn’t keep up.

Story time 📚

I love my friends, but you wouldn’t want them on your Team for a group health & safety Project! They talked me into going on the Big Wheel (It isn’t quite as big as the London one, but big enough to cause you a serious mischief should it malfunction). When I say talked, what actually happened was they cleverly used juvenile reverse psychology to make me go on it. You’d hope to be impervious to such childish behaviour, but I wouldn’t have heard the end of it. There was nobody else on it & all 3 of us in a small singular cabin. We got halfway up, so 9 on a clock & it began to break down, which did absolutely nothing to allay my safety concerns. The guy brought us back down & whilst I couldn’t work out what he was saying, it was most likely along the lines of “You are 3 fat numpties, the weight distribution needs to be more even”. My thinking was, ideal scenario I will hop out & my 2 mates can go at opposite ends. Wrong, given that I am the heaviest, I had to go in one carriage myself & my 2 mates at the opposite side, so we could get the ride going. I didn’t even want to go on the thing! By the time I get to the top, I notice that half of the metal beams are held together by cable ties & they were not looking all that sturdy. I really thought that was the end of my journey, my hangover was so bad the next morning, I was retrospectively wishing the cable ties had snapped 😂

We had booked a slick looking apartment on Booking, but didn’t realise it was above a first floor Curry House restaurant & they shared a stairway. When we were returning the first night, we convinced my friend that it was open 24 hours & we would pick up a curry on the way home from the discos. He stood in the hallway for about 5 minutes trying to catch a servers eyes to get in for a curry, for the avoidance of doubt it was not a 24 hour place. This was the same friend we convinced you needed a passport to get into Wales & that you could swim to the Isle of Mann from Llandudno in under 20 minutes. An empiricist might come to the conclusion that he is in fact a rather gullible fellow. He claims to read my blog, so when I next see him, we will see if he gives me a shake down for calling him gullible or not!

There is a beautiful little cove where lots of Seals live, to some people it may just be a Seal, but to see them in the wild hanging out on a beach was really special for me. The area they live is call Little Orme or Porth Dyniewaid on Google Maps. The walk here is stunning as you can see from the photos below. However, we were hungover & trudging along at a very slow pace, we didn’t notice some of the signs. When we arrived, we climbed down the side of the mountain onto the beach, which was pristine. After around 15 minutes though, we became aware of a commotion up above. It turns out you aren’t actually allowed down onto the beach in case you disturb the Seals, I felt awful but there were none there when we first landed or we wouldn’t have went down. We came back up & the Seals visited later, unfortunately I couldn’t get a good photo of them. Coming back up the hill was pretty tough, I slipped but thankfully managed to grab a rock sticking out of the terrain. Otherwise, it was a long way down!

Unfortunately, we didn’t get a chance to visit everywhere. But if you have time in Llandudno, there’s a plethora of things to do. There’s a cool Great Orme railway, cable cars, a zoo, wild Kashmiri goats, walks along the pier & scenic drives to take if you have a motor.

Some photos of the trip… 🤳🏼

Where to eat & drink? 🍻🍽️

Usually I would suggest a nice local restaurant here, but we didn’t go to many. There was a cracking fish & chip stall at the beginning of Llandudno pier I would recommend. Look for the one that has a slide in it, they cook the fish at the top & then slide it down. Great quality & at reasonable prices. The Palladium Wetherspoons was actually alright too. We got our food in under 10 minutes, they must have had all 15 microwaves running at full speed!

There are a couple of decent places to grab a drink. The Craft Beer Cave is awesome, you can try all kinds of different beers from across the UK & abroad. The people who own it are lovely & it’s a great vibe there. For general bars, karaoke or a boogie there is a couple of cool places on Mostyn Street 🫡