Food – Tyler's Travel Tales

Finland | 3 days in Helsinki, a beautiful arctic edge getaway 🇫🇮

Helsinki has everything you could need, from wandering on beautiful beaches, to the stunning architecture & getting lost on a historic fortress island

Setting the scene

The conclusion of my EU trip was Finland. Having been in Tallin previously (you can read the post here), I made my way onto the Ferry into Helsinki. Way back in my university days when I had a full head of hair & weighed about 30KGs less, I visited Lahti. There was supposed to be a weekend trip out to Helsinki, but I’d overindulged in the Salmiakki shots & missed the tour bus. Ever since, I have aspired to visit Helsinki & by chance I met 2 awesome Finnish people in Alicante in February. I was able to practice some of my Finnish speaking with them, which subsequently got me excited to visit, so I booked it up & hit the road. This article will cover places to eat & drink, getting around, money & where to visit. Alongside a customary tale or two, including a calamitous attempt at charming over a local in a karaoke bar!

About Helsinki…

Helsinki is an interesting city with a unique history. Originally founded by Sweden’s King Gustav in 1550, it was supposed to serve as competition to the sea trading dominance of Reval (Modern Day Estonia). However, for the first 100-150 years it struggled, so was relocated to it’s current location in 1640. Then from 1748 to around the 1770’s the Soumenlinna fortress was built to defend Helsinki against Russian expansion.

In the early 1800’s in the Finnish war, the Russians took over, with Finland becoming an autonomous region in the empire. Towards the latter decades of the 1800’s Finland went through rapid growth in industrialisation etc. By 1917 Finland became independent from Russia but ended up in a civil war by 1918. During 1939-1944, Finland was attacked by Russia again, but the country wasn’t flattened due to effective air defences. In the 1950’s they hosted the summer Olympics (which is something of an oxymoron considering how cold it can be there). Since then they have been growing rapidly in terms of culture, politics & business. I owe a large part of my childhood to the Fins, they gave us the bulletproof Nokia phones & I spent many a nights playing snake on my 3310. I was still using my Nokia when my friends were onto their first, second & third I-phones 😂.

Some photos of the trip… 🤳🏼

Soumenlinna fortress
Helsinki Port
Russian Cathedral
Sunset at the beach
Esplanadi way
Meal from Zetor
Soumenlinna fortress
The scene of my heartbreak
Ferry into Helsinki
Disastrous meal from food market
Lost in Soumenlinna fortress

Story time 📚

The backdrop to this story, as you can imagine, is a bar with cheap (well cheap for Helsinki) beers. It was an epic little karaoke bar, which only had around 15 people inside. There was a group of ladies, I think 7 or 8 of them taking turns at the singing. I love listening to songs in other languages & having no clue what is going on. One of the ladies absolutely smashed the karaoke, she was really cool, cute & quirky. Whenever you ask a married couple how they met, they often have funny & unusual stories, well why couldn’t it be me & the Finnish pop star to be? Rocking up to a group of girls when you only know about 25 words in the language & you are on your own is nerve racking & you also don’t want to look creepy! I am a big believer in that all it takes is 10 seconds of courage & you miss all of the shots you don’t take. In hindsight, It would have been preferable to have sat this one out 😂

The 10 seconds felt like a lifetime! I just went for it, “Moi, mitta kulu?” (That spelling is definitely incorrect but it means hi how are you). Standard intro really, then I didn’t get given my marching orders so moved onto stage 2 of Scottish charm & said “Mina Olet Kaunis”, to which she replied in English “No you are not”. It was like someone had shot a bolt through my heart, it took me a couple of seconds to realise what she meant. I hadn’t practiced my Finnish in a long time, I always get mixed up with mina olet & sina olet (You are/I am). Kaunis means pretty/beautiful. I had tried to say she was beautiful, but accidentally told her I was beautiful. She didn’t see the funny side of the language error on my part 🤭. It was going so well up until that point. Never in my life have I so desperately wanted the ground to swallow me up whole & fade into a perpetual state of obscurity.

There are free walking based tours, of course you should tip if you can, but they run regularly & are well worth joining. However, make sure you join one in your language. I joined one & the guy started talking Spanish, I tried to keep up. However, whilst Duolingo is a useful tool to learn some basic Spanish, It hasn’t equipped me with the skills to follow a tour. I didn’t want to interrupt the guy while he was speaking, so slyly slipped off at the first chance I got. I then googled it & there was an English one running from the same place a couple of hours later. Subsequently, I returned, low & behold it was the same tour guy! He asked me why I bailed & then we had a good chuckle once I explained to him the error of my ways 😂.

Useful tourist site information & costs🧑🏼‍🎓

Soumenlinna has to be top & centre of your travel itinerary. It is an old sea fortress covering several islands, boasting museums & fortifications you can visit. Aside from this, it has the most stunning scenery & topography for you to walk around. There are a couple of shops, cafes & a small amount of people live there now, so whilst it is remote, please be respectful to the inhabitants when taking photos etc. You get there by boat from the South Harbour, they run very regularly & cost around 3 euros. You can just pay for the ferry at the machine when you get there, don’t let a tour company rip you off. The island itself is free to enter. I would definitely suggest taking a map or a photo of a map, it’s easy to get lost which definitely didn’t happen to me (cough cough).

Other places I would recommend are the Rock Church, Uspenski Cathedral, Helsinki Cathedral, Old market hall & Esplanadi park. You can go swimming at one of the saunas but I didn’t get much free time & they were expensive from what I had seen.

Whilst it isn’t a site you might find on a tourist map, I would strongly recommend Hietaranta Beach to watch the sunset. On my first night I spent a couple of hours there just relaxing & taking in the scenery. It has a very special place in my heart!

Where to eat & drink 🍻🍽️

It’s important to note that food & drinks in Helsinki are expensive compared to some European countries. I thought I would crack the code & get something cheap from the food market in South Harbour. Do not do this, the food was an absolute tragedy & it wasn’t all that much cheaper 😂. If you want to try Finnish dishes I would recommend the Zetor, the food was great but a little pricey. I got a really nice reindeer starter & stew main, with a beer for about 50-60 euros.

For a beer, the best place I found that wasn’t too expensive was Eerikin Kulma in Kamppi district. A local beer was about 5.50 euros, although the locals call it reindeer wee, I quite liked it. They have karaoke in that bar, it is also the scene of my failed love escapade.

A lot of restaurants do lunch buffets at around 15 euros, there are several in Kamppi district. This is a great option if you do not want to break the bank & get a decent meal to set you up for the day. The best one I found while there was Kimchi BBQ Asian Buffet.

Getting about

Helsinki is pretty flat, so easy to walk everywhere. However, they have excellent public transport, the trains, trams & buses go everywhere. They also have Uber & if you want to visit the Suomenlinna fortress you have to take the boat, it operates in pretty much the same way that a bus does, it just goes back & forward on the one route.

Within Helsinki everywhere is in walking distance, the cycle lanes etc are great too, so you could always rent a bike. If arriving by ferry it’s about 30 minute walk to city centre, if arriving by flight you can easily get a train into the centre of Helsinki.

Where to stay 🏨

The hotel I stayed in wasn’t fantastic (which is me being diplomatic) so I am not going to recommend it. However, the area was lovely, easy to get to from the train station or port, with plenty of bars & restaurants. The area is called Kamppi district & there were lots of hotels I spotted that looked good.

What is coming next? 🤔

My next post will be about Croatia, which was one of my favourite solo trips ever. I tried to swim to an island, lost most of my stuff & made a nuisance of myself in a bar by telling everyone a local fighter had won in the UFC match, which he didn’t. It also have me the opportunity to go into Bosnia & visit a couple of places there.

Hit subscribe to get notified when the next post goes live, thanks for reading through & as always, if you have any questions drop me a comment & I will get back to you as soon as possible ❤️

Estonia | My essential guide to the most stunning places you need to see in Tallinn! 🇪🇪

Wandering through a stunning medieval town & drinking far too many beers, the perfect European getaway!

Setting the scene

My mini Euro trip brought me from Riga into Tallin, Estonia. Tallinn old town is absolutely stunning, lots of big movies have been shot there, however I am surprised it isn’t the go to place for period dramas & films of that genre. I spent an entire day just walking around looking at buildings, it is that beautiful! This guide will cover everything from places to visit, getting around, costs & where to eat / drink.

About Tallinn..

As with Latvia, the recent modern history of Estonia has been brutal. In 1870 the Baltic railway officially opened, leading to an economic boom through rapid industrial growth, with tracks into Russian. By the early 1900’s there was a major revolution across the Russian empire against limited political freedom & awful working conditions. Although this was quelled by Russia, it laid the ground work for the freedom movement & eventually in 1918 Estonia became independent, with Tallinn becoming the capital.

In 1940, the USSR occupied Estonia, however this didn’t last long as the Germans took over from 1941-1944 throughout the second world war. By 1944 the Soviet forces re-took Estonia where they would remain for almost 50 years. Interestingly Tallinn hosted some sailing events from the 1980 Moscow summer Olympics. Leading up to 1991 there were many protests against the Soviet occupiers & in 1991 Estonia regained it’s independence. They have been building ever since, the capital is truly stunning. The people are the most welcoming & friendly I have ever had the good fortune to meet. Although, if I do have any beef with Estonia, it’s that Skype was invented there & I still have nightmares of the pinging sound at work every 2 minutes 😂

Some photos of the trip… 🤳🏼

Fortifications
Church tower
Alexander Nevsky Cathedral
Outside of maritime museum
My arch nemesis, Mulgipuder
Scottish Bar!
Bastion tunnel passageways
Inside of submarine at Seaplane Harbour
The coolest Polar bear showing off
Round tower in Old Town
Food from Balti Jaam Market
Estonian open air museum
Random church building

Story time 📚

Whilst I was wandering around the old town, mesmerised by the architecture & beauty of it, I stumbled upon a Scottish bar. My initial premonition was that it would be similar to when you see an Irish bar abroad, Irish in name only. I had a jam packed itinerary the next day so wasn’t planning on indulging in any beers, however stumbling upon this hidden gem was surely a sign? It is called Highlander Scottish pub & it is actually really cool, well worth checking out. As is standard practice, I was wearing my kilt, leading to the staff throwing free drinks at me. Subsequently it was not a quiet night, leading me onto a magical mystery tour of an evening.

I ended up meeting a gent from the Estonian Eurovision band, I have since listened to their song & it is very catchy. If you search for 5MIINUST x Puuluup on YouTube, you will find it. No idea what the song is about , but the guy & his Finnish friends were lovely people. After a few beers I was feeling a boogie down the discos, so went off into another bar & ended up meeting the Estonian rugby team (didn’t even know they had rugby there 😂). It ended up being a 3am karaoke bar job, sightseeing was a struggle in the morning! The Estonian people really made this trip special & I hope to see them again some day soon.

Just outside of the city there is a place called the Estonian open air museum & it is a wonderful hidden gem. I highly recommend a visit there & they have an old cafe inside the grounds. I am incredibly blessed & humble to have seen a few countries around the world & I will always try to find some local food recipes or dishes. One of the rugby lads had advised against this for Estonian food, I wish I had taken his advice. In the cafe they had a dish called Mulgipuder, I am glad I tried it, but it was absolutely savage, on par with Scotland’s level of culinary expertise. The server was a lovely lady & came to ask me what I thought of it, I didn’t have the heart to say, so just told her it was great & I would be having more before leaving Estonia. Sadly however, a full stomach is never guaranteed for a lot of people around the world, so I always finish my food with gratitude. Although, I certainly won’t be in a hurry to get it again, finishing it was a tough effort!

Useful tourist site information & costs🧑🏼‍🎓

The cost of visiting a couple of tourist sites & paying individually adds up really quickly, especially as there are so many places to see. I would highly recommend buying the Tallinn card, you can get it online or buy it from the tourist information centre which is right in the heart of Old town. The Tourist centre is better than online, as they hand out booklets with all of the sites you can visit, but when I checked online it did not have as many places as the booklet. (As of September ’25) It cost 43Euros of for 24 hours, 63Euros for 48 hours & 76Euros for 72 hours. Whilst that may sound expensive, some of the sites are almost 20Euros individually.

You can maximise the value of the card if you plan ahead. A decent strategy if you only want to pay for one day, is to buy it around 12/1pm, spend the whole afternoon / evening going round as many of the sites in Old town as you can & then getting up early the next day to visit a couple of places. Then if you pick one of the big attractions last, as long as you are in before the 24 hours elapses, you still get to stay in. You can do the Seaplane Harbour museum, Open air museum & Zoo this way as they are all within relatively close distance to each other.

I did not visit every place on the card, however places that you definitely should visit are the 3 mentioned above. All included in the card & worth seeing are the KGB holding Cells, Estonian Maritime Museum (Different from Seaplane), Bastion Passages, St Olav’s Church observation platform, Kiek in de kok fortifications & the Estonian History Museum – Great Guild Hall. There are several Holy buildings worth stopping by as they are really beautiful but also have high towers where you get great views of the town. They are Church of the Holy spirit, The Cathedral of Saint Mary the Virgin & the Bell Tower, Niguliste Museum & Viewing Platform

Getting about

If you are staying in Old town, everything is within walking distance. However if you are outside of Old town, the cheapest & easiest way to get around is Uber. The prices were comparable to Egypt, incredibly cheap. A 15/20 minute journey was around £7/£8, so really easy for getting around.

Whilst I came in on bus, the airport isn’t far out from the city either, so getting an Uber wouldn’t be too expensive. There are lots of buses & trains, which look very modern so that is an option too.

Where to stay 🏨

Standard caveats apply here, I am not making any commission or anything like that from this recommendation (however, if in the unlikely event that the manager sees this & wants to offer me a free stay, I am on the next flight there 😂). I stayed in MyApartments Kotka you can find it here. If you read my blog regularly you will see I don’t always recommend places to stay, as I usually opt for cheap hell holes. However, these apartments were beautiful, I think it’s newly built. They have a small kitchen & washing machine too, so if you are stopping for a few days this really helps. It’s on the outskirts of the old town, under 10 minutes Uber into the centre. I paid around £110 for 4 days.

Where to eat & drink 🍻🍽️

For food I would recommend the cafe inside the open air museum, however don’t get Mulgipuder 😂. There is an epic market called Balti Jaam, where they have all sorts of food & drink stalls etc. I got some amazing food there, dumplings & some Borscht soup 😍. Old town has a restaurant called Olde Hansa, it has an old Viking theme feel to it. Whilst it is a little expensive, it is worth the experience & the food is really on point. There are lots of little bars that are worth visiting too. Moutai is a cute Asian place, which is quite cheap compared to other bars. There are a few Irish bars that aren’t actually Irish, but the fun locals hang out there. Whether you are a Depeche Mode fan or not, there is a tribute bar to them, it was voted inside the top 10 weirdest bars in the world on some magazine. They only play Depeche Mode music & they have all kinds of memorabilia there. The drinks aren’t cheap (7-8 euros a beer), but it’s worth stopping by for a couple.

Gruuv bar is really cool, they have decent drinks specials on so it isn’t expensive. There is also karaoke on some nights & people there really go for it! Tallinn is quite popular with international post graduate students & this bar is popular with them, so you can meet people from all over the world there. I met so many cool people that I still keep in touch with now 😊

What is coming next? 🤔

Next up I will be posting about Finland, which was a short hop skip & a jump over the Baltic Sea! I can speak a little Finnish, but nowhere near as much as I thought, leading to a calamitous attempt at charming over a Finnish girl, you won’t want to miss this one. I am currently in 2026 planning mode & I would love to take any trip recommendations, if I can get there by bus, boat, train or plane, I will go🤠

Hit subscribe to get notified when the next post goes live, thanks for reading through & as always, if you have any questions drop me a comment & I will get back to you as soon as possible ❤️

Elche | A must visit when in Alicante! 🦕

Amazing tapas & a near disaster catching flight home!

Setting the scene

The conclusion of my Alicante region tour brought me to Elche for a day trip. I wanted to find somewhere awesome to spend my last day & Elche definitely delivered the goods! The town has a cool history, there are ruins of an ancient Synagogue & over the centuries it has had Roman, Greek, Byzantine & Goth (Germanic people) rulers.

Modern Day Elche

Elche is the third most populated city within the region & quite big compared to some of the other towns I visited.

You can visit the world heritage site – Palm Grove, the stunning Basilica de Santa Maria, Museo Paleontológico (cool dinosaur museum), Palau dels Altamira, Elche museum, beautiful parks & Huerto del Cura (one of the most impressive botanical gardens I have ever seen).

Story time 📔

Never trust Google when it comes to small local bus routes! I had planned the day trip meticulously, if you have read previous posts from me you will know I haven’t done this well in the past. For this trip, I knew where I was going, how long I was spending there & my travel plans between sites.

My whole day was going exactly to plan, I found all of the sites without issue & even found an amazing little spot for tapas. With a full belly & slightly merry from the lunch time beers, I made my way to the bus stop to head back to the airport, which according to Google was a 30/40 minute journey.

A few buses had passed but none of them were the airport bus, I started to worry ever so slightly. So I jumped onto the next couple of buses that came & tried to ask the driver where the ‘aeropuerto autobus’ was. I can speak basic Duolingo Spanish, I cannot speak rapido Elche Bus Driver Catalan language, but I quickly came to realise there was no airport bus coming to save me. I still had a couple of hours until wheels up, no need to panic.

I looked to get an Uber, turns out there were no Ubers or street taxis, the heart rate starts to increase apace! I had however remembered that on the way to Elche I passed the airport on the train, I could just get the train back & get off at the stop closest to the airport. I had to run my fat ass back to the train station to catch a train to Torrellano (which was the closest to the airport).

Once I got to Torrellano, thinking surely I could find a taxi to the train station, alas I was wrong. I also couldn’t pin point myself on Google maps, or see any airport or planes in air, so I had to make a best guess judgement & decided on a road. My thinking was it looked like the sort of road that would take me to the airport. After around 40 minutes walking (with my luggage I might add), I saw a sign on the roadside saying aeropuerto & I have never wanted to kiss a road sign so much in my life! I made the flight home, all is well that ends well.

Photos from the trip 📸

Basilica De Santa Maria
Huerto del Cura
Palau dels Altamira
Parc Municipal
I am saved!!!
Basilica De Santa Maria
Street Art
Huerto del Cura
Basilica De Santa Maria
Basilica De Santa Maria
Beside Palau dels Altamira
Parc Municipal
Random Holy Building
Random Street
Dinosaur Museum

Where to eat?

Jam on toast & fish 😂
Calamari
Patatas Bravas

I highly recommend “Restaurante + Que Tapas”. They haven’t paid me for this post, but if the manager sees this & wants to offer me some free tapas, sign me up 😍

They do great Tapas, beers & the place has a chilled out vibe! Be careful what you order if your Spanish isn’t great, I ended up with Jam on toast with cold fish 😂. Either it’s a delicacy or I made a tit of the order (more than likely the latter!)

What is coming next? 🤔

Next up I will be posting about my trip out to Bruges & Brussels. From there I will be posting travel guides for some domestic places ahead of Summer! The UK is awesome when the sun comes out, for that whole week once a year. There will be a mini series on spots in the Peak District, then more historical places like Chester, Edinburgh & York. Would love to take any recommendations, if I can get there by train or flight, I will go 🤠

Hit subscribe to get notified when the post goes live, thanks for reading through as always, if you have any questions drop me a comment & I will get back to you as soon as possible ❤️

Alicante | Cathedrals, Castles & Cervezas🍻

Awesome trip, but Spain definitely needs to outlaw 2 Euro beers & 6 Euro bottles of Gin 😂

Setting the scene

My yearning for Winter sun brought me to the effervescent Alicante. Usually I try not to visit the same city twice, however it was such a wonderful experience that I am strongly considering making Alicante a yearly pilgrimage. That is assuming I am not banned after my overtly jovial antics on this trip. I have made an executive decision that anything occurring after 10pm does not make it onto the blog as a travel tale 😂

Modern Day Alicante ⛱️

Alicante is a lovely city within the Valencia area. It has pristine beaches, beautiful architecture, cheap beers, amazing food & plenty of tourist sites to see.

The weather there is decent all year round but I was really lucky to have had 20+ degree weather in February, meaning I just wandered around in my kilt most of the time 😂

Story time 📔

If I ever write a book about my life, the flight out to Alicante would require an entire chapter. The plane was full of rather unique characters & stag parties headed out to Benidorm. The lovely young chap beside me was having a meltdown because he wasn’t allowed to smoke. When I say lovely young chap, what I mean is he actually looked hard as nails. I did my best to avoid eye contact & pretend I was sleeping when he kept trying to speak to me 😂

On the first evening, there was a big football match on, the Madrid derby. I was walking down a street that had lots of seats outside bars/cafes with people watching. I decided to stop by for a beer & see if I got talking to anyone. I thought everyone was supporting Athletico, so when they scored I started cheering. Obviously I was wrong & they were all Real fans, leading to boos all round & I think someone called me fat ass. My attempts at diffusing the situation failed, “lo siento, estoy amigo” didn’t get me out of the pickle, so I had to relocate to another bar, I just kept quiet the next time someone scored!

I found a little bar that can only be described as a pathway to Narnia. It didn’t have a sign or name, it isn’t on Google maps & has a little board outside advertising 2 Euro pints of Guinness (which turned out to be lager in a Guinness glass 😂). This bar is the most wild place I have ever been in! The DJ (a barman with an AUX cord on his phone) was only taking requests for Spanish songs. I spent 15 minutes trying to convince him Take That were Spanish, so he would play relight my fire. He eventually gave in & played it, just to shut me up!

Within this bar there was a female birthday party, I think must have been between 50-60 age range & they were a very very rowdy gaggle! In hindsight, before going to the discos it may have been wise to ditch the kilt! As the only male customer in there, I was getting a lot of attention, which I was loving, I have to admit. It is hard to pin point at what stage in the evening the line between flattering attention became full on assault by these rowdy women 😂. There was only one toilet with no lock, which had a urinal & toilet seat in same room, which incidentally was where they stored the empty kegs (photo below). As there wasn’t many people in the bar, I thought if I was quick I could get a number 1 done without any interruptions. WRONG! In bursts one of the revellers & plops themselves down on the toilet (which is mere inches from the urinal) & proceeded to slap me on the backside. Having no idea what to say, I just spluttered “Feliz Cumpleanos” (Happy birthday), I don’t even think she was the birthday lady. This was around 10pm & nothing after 10pm makes the blog, so you will have to use your imagination as to how the evening ended!

Places worth stopping by! 🏰

There are so many amazing places that you really need to visit! Some of my key highlights were Santa Barbara Castle, the Basilica Santa Maria, Alicante Market, Castell de Sant Ferran, La casita de las macetas azules, Playa Postiguet, Paseo de la Explanada de España & El Carrer dels Bolets (the mushroom street!)

View from Santa Barbara
View of Santa Barbara Castle from Castell de Sant Ferran
View from Santa Barbara
View from Santa Barbara
View from Santa Barbara
View from Santa Barbara
View from Santa Barbara
View from Castell de Sant Ferran
The counterfiet 2 Euro Guinness
Narnia bar where I got abused
Random Street
Random Street
Basilica Santa Maria
Basilica Santa Maria
Avenue General Marva
Mushroom street
Spain trying to murder me with 6 euro bottles of gin!
Elite level candy

Where to eat & drink? 🍻🍽️

Restaurante CASABLANCA

Lovely little tapas spot in the shadow of the Santa Barbara Castle. Relative to the price it’s a nice spot & the staff are cool too. They have a decent courtyard you can sit in outside.

Would highly recommend the Albondigas, I didn’t get many dishes there but everything coming out of the kitchen looked awesome! They do cold beers etc too.

100 Montaditos

There are a few of these as it is a chain. It isn’t 5 star standard, but really cheap & they do 100 flavours of mini baguettes. It’s the ideal place if you want to try different small plates without breaking the bank!

The beers here are 2 euros & it was the best pint I had in Alicante, there is one beside the beach that is worth a visit!

Red Corner Sports Bar

This is a cool Sports bar & has everything on you could imagine, with plenty of seats outside. It isn’t the cheapest place in Alicante but really good beer!

There are 2 of the same bar on opposite corners, the TV’s in the bigger one are a couple of minutes behind, so if watching sport, go to the smaller one!

Murphy’s Celtic Bar

This is a decent little pub if you want to watch rugby, football or anything in between. The staff here are really sound & the owner is a good guy. He has about 4 laptops going with all sorts of streams & will get whatever sport you want to watch on one of the TVs.

Please note; It is a decent pub, but it isn’t somewhere you would go for a nice date night for example.

Money 💰

Everywhere I went took card, but for food etc it’s best to have some cash to tip.

There are cash machines all over, I spent around 200 euros over 3 days & that was with eating well & drinking a lot of beers.

Getting around 🚕

Alicante does have Uber but everything you need is within walking distance so I never got one. There is a tramline & trains are decent to get between cities. I took a bus from airport, it was under 5 euros & only took about 20 minutes to city centre, saved a fortune on a taxi!

Bonus tip ✅

The centre piece of the entire city is the Santa Barbara castle, but it is perched up on top of a seriously high ass mountain! You can spend the whole day climbing up the side of it & give yourself a heart attack.

Or you can do a little research ahead of time (I didn’t!) or read my blog, there is actually a lift you can take from the bottom of the mountain to the top, but it wasn’t all that obvious to me that it was an option 😂. To get to the lift the entrance is just off the Postiguet beach.

What is coming next? 🤔

Next up I will be writing about my trip out to Villena, which is an hour away from Alicante. Unfortunately it was not as eventful as the Alicante trip but managed to get some awesome photos & did make a complete mess of the organisation. So definitely hit subscribe to find out what happened when the post goes live, thanks for reading through as always ❤️

Agadir | A charming picturesque winter seaside retreat 🏖️

Aside from almost being hijacked by a couple of French behemoths, a really enjoyable excursion!

Setting the scene

After the chaos of Marrakesh I decided to take the trip out to Agadir for a placid & tranquil retreat. My 3 days of relaxation here were much needed! There are no direct trains from Marrakesh to Agadir, so you need to take a bus, which is an experience in of itself! After only 30-40 minutes on the road, the driver decided he was stopping for a half hour to get lunch 😂. However, the circa 4 hour trip was well worth it, Agadir was wonderful.

Modern day Agadir

Agadir is a beautiful city, situated on the shore of the North Atlantic Ocean, in the shadow of the Atlas Mountains. The city is less populous than Marrakesh & as such is a lot more chilled out & not as fast paced.

Unfortunately it was hit with a deadly earthquake in 1960 & killed around a third of the people living there. It also destroyed a lot of the inadequately designed buildings & some of the historic sites, such as the Kasbah.

There is a lot to do & see in & around Agadir, however I didn’t do a whole lot of tourist activity as I just wanted a relaxing beach trip. But you can go to Markets, Jardins, the incredible Kasbah, quad biking in the desert, Paradise Valley, Crocopark & different cooking classes.

Whilst I was there during quiet season there was still a lot of locals & backpackers hunting you down for money etc. On my first day 2 French backpacking ladies approached me saying that they needed help but weren’t selling anything. Now usually when I am walking around, I am head down & not stopping to speak to anyone. However, at the risk of sound like a sexist pig, it has been a long time since 2 girls as pretty as that have smiled at me 😂. Whilst it is unwise to get into these types of situations, the devil in me did think if I get robbed I can always make more money. Out of nowhere 2 strapping French guys appeared, much bigger, stronger & mental looking then me, inviting themselves to stay in my hotel. I caught a sudden case of amnesia & forgot how to speak English & scuttled off. I would suggest avoiding the backpackers more than the street sellers!

Agadir has really cool cable car tours that take you up to the Kasbah Oufella, the centre piece of the city. Of course, when I say really cool, I actually mean bloody terrifying! It took all of my courage to go into them, however the experience was worth overcoming the fear! I do have a videos of me inside the cable cars, but they are are filled with vitriolic expletives & subsequently not appropriate for a family friendly blog. If there was a swear jar, I would have about 1,203,478 Dirhams by the end of the journey!

Tourist sites ☀️

Without a doubt the most stunning site to visit in Agadir is the Kasbah Oufella. It is perched on a mountain at over 200 metres above sea level, the remains of the Castle are captivating, but it is the view of the city & the mountains that make this a must visit! Important note; when you come to the castle entrance, it looks like you have to scan a QR code, set up an account & buy your tickets online. However, you can actually pay just inside the Castle doorway, just ask the guards. Whenever we see a queue of people outside trying to sign up for tickets, we automatically think someone must have already checked & you can’t buy tickets inside. But you can, cash or card, don’t bother with the QR code outside.

There are a couple of lovely Jardins that are worth a wander. Jardin Ibn Zaidoun & Jardin Olhao (although the opening times on this are very random so check ahead before visiting). The Agadir Amazigh Heritage Museum is pretty cool if you are interested in art. I went around in under 1 hour but it was only 40 Dirhams to enter. Then obviously anywhere along the beach is a must visit! I would recommend renting a deck chair/bed for the day. They only charge around 30 Dirhams & it is good value for money.

Entree 15 beach view of Kasbah Oufella
Kasbah Oufella
Kasbah Oufella
Kasbah Oufella
Jardin Ibn Zaïdoun
Kasbah Oufella
Danialand Cable Car View
Danialand Cable Car View
Kasbah Oufella
Agadir Amazigh Heritage Museum
Agadir Amazigh Heritage Museum
Kasbah Oufella
Entree 13
Kasbah Oufella
Entree 15

Where to eat? 🥘

In days gone by I have usually stuck to food I know & rarely ventured into new territory. However, I decided I was going to try anything & everything I came across. In most restaurants I visited the Moroccan section was loaded with different Tagines, therefor I decided I had to complete the Tagine circuit. I had a seafood tagine that had all sorts I had never tried, like Octopus, Shrimp & John Dory. I needed to give myself a pep talk before ordering it, but glad I did 🤠

Le Jardin d’Eau

Loved this place, the food was really nice. If you are an out of control degenerate like me & eat all of the table bread before the starters come, they top you right up!

The Moroccan soup starter was decent & the Fish Tagine was epic too! They do have a live singer, it’s a little cheesy but really nice vibe!

Le 20 Restaurant

Lovely little restaurant, not far from the beach. The starter was a bit strange with Lime on the Beef Carpaccio but it wasn’t terrible.

The Lamb was incredible though & by far the best Tagine I had while in Morocco. This place is definitely worth a visit if you are in town.

Ô Playa

This restaurant on the beach front was awesome. I was only in quickly for lunch but you get a great view of the Sea.

The Fish Tagine accompanied by cous cous was really tasty. Although it is a little more expensive than other places & they never topped up my free bread!

Keeping Safe 🥷🏼

Agadir felt quite safe, there are a lot less cops than Marrakesh, but also a lot less people. Something to watch out for is if you see camels etc & try to take photos, the owner may try to charge you for this. But there is all sorts, people singing to snakes, people with monkeys etc.

I would say to avoid these people unless you are happy to part with some Dirhams. I don’t know how much they were charging.

Getting around 🚕

Agadir airport is in the middle of nowhere. Whilst I took a bus into Agadir, I did fly out. You can pick up street taxi’s easy enough, however most places I wanted to venture into were within walking distance so I can’t attest to the charges etc.

The airport is a bit of a shambles, even if you do not have hold luggage you still need to check in! You also need a printed boarding pass. They check your details 3+ times so keep your boarding pass & passport handy.

Bonus tip ✅

Bring a spare pair of jeans! Given that I had loaded up on Casablanca beer, Tagines & everything in between, I was carrying a little extra podge.

This led to me ripping the arse out of my jeans trying to tie my laces. Walking through the crowds with my bottom hanging out was a shambles! The last night I made an executive decision to go to dinner in my kilt much to the bemusement of the fellow diners.

I am completely new to blogging & only set this up to help people out on their journeys. If you have any questions about the article or feedback, please do leave a comment & I will get back to you. You can also subscribe for free to get a notification when my next post goes live. Thanks for taking the time to read through. Over the coming weeks & months I will be covering some beautiful places in Spain & Belgium!

Marrakesh | A city that is truly Enchanting, Vibrant & Bustling 🌇

My first trip to Morocco, less of a travel guide & more of a chronology of calamities!

Setting the scene

I decided to pull a rash trip to Morocco for some winter sun with only a couple of weeks notice & little planning. The trip consisted of 3 days in Marrakesh & then 3 in Agadir (which will be my next post). Marrakesh was an incredible experience, however a series of unfortunate incidents definitely took the wind out of my sails! This article will cover some tourist sites, money, keeping safe & of course the travel tales for your amusement 🤭

Modern day Marrakesh

Marrakesh was founded in the 11th Century & has a truly unique authenticity. The architecture of the buildings bear such beautiful intricate art work without being unnecessarily ostentatious.

I am guilty of over using the term ‘hustle & bustle’, however I have never felt it more appropriate than to describe Marrakesh. Imagine visiting a real life Diagon Alley, the entire place is just buzzing with energy & dynamism.

In Marrakesh you can visit the most amazing Palaces, Medinas, Holy Buildings, Jardin’s, Museums & Restaurants. Whilst Marrakesh is utterly alluring, the trip was certainly not without hiccups shall we say!

For the first time, I brought my Kilt on this trip & bought a camera tripod so I could try & get some semi respectable photos to share on this blog. This is where the dramas began. I had found a beautiful place to take some photos (Parc El Harti), getting there early doors to avoid the massive crowds. Like a true amateur I had not done a trial run with the tripod / camera delay for photos. The tripod came with a little bag, which I placed on the ground beside the tripod when taking photos. As I was pulling a pose, a stray dog came running by & scooped up the camera bag & hightailed away from me. So I had to chase after the dog to get the bag back, he was having the time of his life, completely mugging me off, eventually I successfully managed to retrieve the bag.

As I returned to my tripod out of breath & almost dead, a couple of the gardeners had spotted the commotion & were fairly amused, I tied the bag around the neck of the tripod & then I tried to reattach my phone to the tripod stand. Disaster strikes, I drop my phone on the ground, the screen doesn’t even smash but it goes black & switches off. Now, not having a phone isn’t the end of the world, so long as you aren’t in a different continent with no idea which streets are which & you don’t speak any of the languages the locals do!

The gravity of the situation suddenly dawned on me, I had no way of knowing my way back to the hotel, but also lost my flight details, travel plans to get to Agadir (there isn’t a simple direct train, you have to go by bus) & didn’t even know the name of the hotel in Agadir I was supposed to be staying at. I was also upset that I had lost all of my photos from the first night.

I kick into Bear Grylls survival mode & manage to get myself back to my hotel (all whilst still in my kilt & attracting a fair bit of attention from locals). The hotel reception let me log into my Outlook account so I could print out everything I needed, as you can imagine I forgot my password, so had to do one of the ‘prove you are not a robot’ tests, but the test was bloody hard, you had to match off icons to an orbit, which I failed at twice. Not to panic, I checked Skyscanner & there was a flight home for the measly price of £450 (when the original flight to Morocco only cost £55 return) 😂.

Undeterred, I formulated a new plan, I would just buy a new phone, get logged into my Ryannair, booking.com, google maps & Barclays accounts from there, if I managed that I would be able to stay. I mainly needed the map capability. I found an Orange store on the map in hotel computer, went round & sat outside until opening time, turns out they don’t open on Sundays. The chap at hotel had forgot it was Sunday so said it would open, he then told me no phone stores would open on a Sunday. So I decided to go for a walk around a couple of blocks & clear my head. By sheer chance I stumbled upon a tech shop. From the outside it looked like your Young Gangsters Paradise, selling electric scooters & big ass speakers but I thought let’s give it a try & luckily I managed to get a phone. This whole ordeal almost broke my spirits, however I am truly blessed to even be in a position to go on a trip like this, so you just have to laugh when these things occur & power on!

The new phone cost me £250, which was pretty much my whole fun budget for Marrakesh🥲. This ordeal took up a half day & subsequently I did not get to see as many tourist sites as I had hoped. However, the ones I did visit were stunning!

Tourist sites ☀️

Marrakesh has a plethora of amazing things to do & see. I did not take a guided tour & walked everywhere as my hotel was only 15 minutes walk from the Medina & all of the action. It is important to call out, a lot of the tourist sites only accept cash & most of them charge 100 dirhams. This might sound trivial but the sites aren’t massive, so you could be getting through 4 or 5 in a day & the cost quickly adds up.

Places that I would definitely suggest visiting; Bab Doukkala, Dar El Bacha Museum, Ben Youssef Madrasa, The Medina of Marrakesh, Jemaa El Fnaa Square (utter chaos!), Le Jardin Secret, Koutoubia Mosque, Bahia Palace, Tinsmith Square, El Badi Palace & Le monde des Arts de la Parure. Although my phone broke, I have managed to salvage some of my photos from the first day, as I sent them to my friend Raj that evening, so he sent them back to my new phone, which was very lucky! Here are some of my favourites…

Dar El Bacha – Musee des Confluences
Koutoubia Mosque
Le Jardin Secret
El Badi Palace
El Badi Palace
Hotel Racine Rooftop
Marrakesh City Walls
Dar El Bacha – Musee des Confluences
Marrakesh Medina
El Badi Palace
El Badi Palace
Le Jardin Secret
El Badi Palace
Dar El Bacha – Musee des Confluences

Keeping Safe 🥷🏼

Whilst Marrakesh felt very safe, it is still important to take reasonable precautions. There is a common scam where someone will accost you & say they work in your hotel & recognise you. This happened to me in Egypt too & isn’t so easy to spot because the person doesn’t have anything obvious to sell. My advice here (unless you do actually recognise them from hotel) is to tell them to jog on, or if you prefer the more polite approach just say they are mistaken.

Just always stay aware of your surroundings, making sure to keep your bag etc zipped up. Generally speaking though, most Moroccans are some of the loveliest most hospitable people I have met! So it is not worth letting a small minority of people ruin your experience. Realistically you could find a horror story online of any city that a tourist has experienced. The Medina streets are very tight & busy so can be a little overwhelming, but the experience is worth powering on through.

Money 💷

When I visited it was around 12 dirhams to £1 GBP. However, certainly in Marrakesh the cost of things worked out fairly similar to the UK. Some places only accept cash, so make sure to keep some on you. Most big hotels have ATM’s in the lobby, so you can withdraw there.

I wasn’t hassled for tips in most places, but it is still good to have some bills for good service. I suggest buying a water somewhere like McDonalds to break a big bill as when you withdraw, the ATM usually gives 200 / 100 bills.

Getting around 🚕

I walked everywhere & Morocco doesn’t have Uber. There was talk of a similar app on a couple of websites called InDrive, but it may be illegal to use, so not sure how wise it is. If taking a street Taxi just ensure they use the meter & you are absolutely clear where they are taking you.

Bonus tip ✅

If you don’t want a Magician to steal your watch, don’t go to the show! Unfortunately there is a lot of poverty in parts of Marrakesh & people have to do what they have to do to get by. If you don’t want someone to try & sell you things or take you on a magical mystery tour, tell them a polite but firm no. In particular people seem to congregate around the Carrefour markets, so just keep your wits about you & stay aware of your environment. It’s important to call out that whilst it is a pain if people are trying to sell you things, I never once felt threatened to hand over money or anything like that. A polite no was sufficient to be left alone.