Alicante | Cathedrals, Castles & Cervezas🍻

Awesome trip, but Spain definitely needs to outlaw 2 Euro beers & 6 Euro bottles of Gin 😂

My yearning for Winter sun brought me to the effervescent Alicante. Usually I try not to visit the same city twice, however it was such a wonderful experience that I am strongly considering making Alicante a yearly pilgrimage. That is assuming I am not banned after my overtly jovial antics on this trip. I have made an executive decision that anything occurring after 10pm does not make it onto the blog as a travel tale 😂

Alicante is a lovely city within the Valencia area. It has pristine beaches, beautiful architecture, cheap beers, amazing food & plenty of tourist sites to see.

The weather there is decent all year round but I was really lucky to have had 20+ degree weather in February, meaning I just wandered around in my kilt most of the time 😂

If I ever write a book about my life, the flight out to Alicante would require an entire chapter. The plane was full of rather unique characters & stag parties headed out to Benidorm. The lovely young chap beside me was having a meltdown because he wasn’t allowed to smoke. When I say lovely young chap, what I mean is he actually looked hard as nails. I did my best to avoid eye contact & pretend I was sleeping when he kept trying to speak to me 😂

On the first evening, there was a big football match on, the Madrid derby. I was walking down a street that had lots of seats outside bars/cafes with people watching. I decided to stop by for a beer & see if I got talking to anyone. I thought everyone was supporting Athletico, so when they scored I started cheering. Obviously I was wrong & they were all Real fans, leading to boos all round & I think someone called me fat ass. My attempts at diffusing the situation failed, “lo siento, estoy amigo” didn’t get me out of the pickle, so I had to relocate to another bar, I just kept quiet the next time someone scored!

I found a little bar that can only be described as a pathway to Narnia. It didn’t have a sign or name, it isn’t on Google maps & has a little board outside advertising 2 Euro pints of Guinness (which turned out to be lager in a Guinness glass 😂). This bar is the most wild place I have ever been in! The DJ (a barman with an AUX cord on his phone) was only taking requests for Spanish songs. I spent 15 minutes trying to convince him Take That were Spanish, so he would play relight my fire. He eventually gave in & played it, just to shut me up!

Within this bar there was a female birthday party, I think must have been between 50-60 age range & they were a very very rowdy gaggle! In hindsight, before going to the discos it may have been wise to ditch the kilt! As the only male customer in there, I was getting a lot of attention, which I was loving, I have to admit. It is hard to pin point at what stage in the evening the line between flattering attention became full on assault by these rowdy women 😂. There was only one toilet with no lock, which had a urinal & toilet seat in same room, which incidentally was where they stored the empty kegs (photo below). As there wasn’t many people in the bar, I thought if I was quick I could get a number 1 done without any interruptions. WRONG! In bursts one of the revellers & plops themselves down on the toilet (which is mere inches from the urinal) & proceeded to slap me on the backside. Having no idea what to say, I just spluttered “Feliz Cumpleanos” (Happy birthday), I don’t even think she was the birthday lady. This was around 10pm & nothing after 10pm makes the blog, so you will have to use your imagination as to how the evening ended!

There are so many amazing places that you really need to visit! Some of my key highlights were Santa Barbara Castle, the Basilica Santa Maria, Alicante Market, Castell de Sant Ferran, La casita de las macetas azules, Playa Postiguet, Paseo de la Explanada de España & El Carrer dels Bolets (the mushroom street!)

Lovely little tapas spot in the shadow of the Santa Barbara Castle. Relative to the price it’s a nice spot & the staff are cool too. They have a decent courtyard you can sit in outside.

Would highly recommend the Albondigas, I didn’t get many dishes there but everything coming out of the kitchen looked awesome! They do cold beers etc too.

There are a few of these as it is a chain. It isn’t 5 star standard, but really cheap & they do 100 flavours of mini baguettes. It’s the ideal place if you want to try different small plates without breaking the bank!

The beers here are 2 euros & it was the best pint I had in Alicante, there is one beside the beach that is worth a visit!

This is a cool Sports bar & has everything on you could imagine, with plenty of seats outside. It isn’t the cheapest place in Alicante but really good beer!

There are 2 of the same bar on opposite corners, the TV’s in the bigger one are a couple of minutes behind, so if watching sport, go to the smaller one!

This is a decent little pub if you want to watch rugby, football or anything in between. The staff here are really sound & the owner is a good guy. He has about 4 laptops going with all sorts of streams & will get whatever sport you want to watch on one of the TVs.

Please note; It is a decent pub, but it isn’t somewhere you would go for a nice date night for example.

Everywhere I went took card, but for food etc it’s best to have some cash to tip.

There are cash machines all over, I spent around 200 euros over 3 days & that was with eating well & drinking a lot of beers.

Alicante does have Uber but everything you need is within walking distance so I never got one. There is a tramline & trains are decent to get between cities. I took a bus from airport, it was under 5 euros & only took about 20 minutes to city centre, saved a fortune on a taxi!

The centre piece of the entire city is the Santa Barbara castle, but it is perched up on top of a seriously high ass mountain! You can spend the whole day climbing up the side of it & give yourself a heart attack.

Or you can do a little research ahead of time (I didn’t!) or read my blog, there is actually a lift you can take from the bottom of the mountain to the top, but it wasn’t all that obvious to me that it was an option 😂. To get to the lift the entrance is just off the Postiguet beach.

Next up I will be writing about my trip out to Villena, which is an hour away from Alicante. Unfortunately it was not as eventful as the Alicante trip but managed to get some awesome photos & did make a complete mess of the organisation. So definitely hit subscribe to find out what happened when the post goes live, thanks for reading through as always ❤️

Agadir | A charming picturesque winter seaside retreat 🏖️

Aside from almost being hijacked by a couple of French behemoths, a really enjoyable excursion!

After the chaos of Marrakesh I decided to take the trip out to Agadir for a placid & tranquil retreat. My 3 days of relaxation here were much needed! There are no direct trains from Marrakesh to Agadir, so you need to take a bus, which is an experience in of itself! After only 30-40 minutes on the road, the driver decided he was stopping for a half hour to get lunch 😂. However, the circa 4 hour trip was well worth it, Agadir was wonderful.

Agadir is a beautiful city, situated on the shore of the North Atlantic Ocean, in the shadow of the Atlas Mountains. The city is less populous than Marrakesh & as such is a lot more chilled out & not as fast paced.

Unfortunately it was hit with a deadly earthquake in 1960 & killed around a third of the people living there. It also destroyed a lot of the inadequately designed buildings & some of the historic sites, such as the Kasbah.

There is a lot to do & see in & around Agadir, however I didn’t do a whole lot of tourist activity as I just wanted a relaxing beach trip. But you can go to Markets, Jardins, the incredible Kasbah, quad biking in the desert, Paradise Valley, Crocopark & different cooking classes.

Whilst I was there during quiet season there was still a lot of locals & backpackers hunting you down for money etc. On my first day 2 French backpacking ladies approached me saying that they needed help but weren’t selling anything. Now usually when I am walking around, I am head down & not stopping to speak to anyone. However, at the risk of sound like a sexist pig, it has been a long time since 2 girls as pretty as that have smiled at me 😂. Whilst it is unwise to get into these types of situations, the devil in me did think if I get robbed I can always make more money. Out of nowhere 2 strapping French guys appeared, much bigger, stronger & mental looking then me, inviting themselves to stay in my hotel. I caught a sudden case of amnesia & forgot how to speak English & scuttled off. I would suggest avoiding the backpackers more than the street sellers!

Agadir has really cool cable car tours that take you up to the Kasbah Oufella, the centre piece of the city. Of course, when I say really cool, I actually mean bloody terrifying! It took all of my courage to go into them, however the experience was worth overcoming the fear! I do have a videos of me inside the cable cars, but they are are filled with vitriolic expletives & subsequently not appropriate for a family friendly blog. If there was a swear jar, I would have about 1,203,478 Dirhams by the end of the journey!

Without a doubt the most stunning site to visit in Agadir is the Kasbah Oufella. It is perched on a mountain at over 200 metres above sea level, the remains of the Castle are captivating, but it is the view of the city & the mountains that make this a must visit! Important note; when you come to the castle entrance, it looks like you have to scan a QR code, set up an account & buy your tickets online. However, you can actually pay just inside the Castle doorway, just ask the guards. Whenever we see a queue of people outside trying to sign up for tickets, we automatically think someone must have already checked & you can’t buy tickets inside. But you can, cash or card, don’t bother with the QR code outside.

There are a couple of lovely Jardins that are worth a wander. Jardin Ibn Zaidoun & Jardin Olhao (although the opening times on this are very random so check ahead before visiting). The Agadir Amazigh Heritage Museum is pretty cool if you are interested in art. I went around in under 1 hour but it was only 40 Dirhams to enter. Then obviously anywhere along the beach is a must visit! I would recommend renting a deck chair/bed for the day. They only charge around 30 Dirhams & it is good value for money.

In days gone by I have usually stuck to food I know & rarely ventured into new territory. However, I decided I was going to try anything & everything I came across. In most restaurants I visited the Moroccan section was loaded with different Tagines, therefor I decided I had to complete the Tagine circuit. I had a seafood tagine that had all sorts I had never tried, like Octopus, Shrimp & John Dory. I needed to give myself a pep talk before ordering it, but glad I did 🤠

Loved this place, the food was really nice. If you are an out of control degenerate like me & eat all of the table bread before the starters come, they top you right up!

The Moroccan soup starter was decent & the Fish Tagine was epic too! They do have a live singer, it’s a little cheesy but really nice vibe!

Lovely little restaurant, not far from the beach. The starter was a bit strange with Lime on the Beef Carpaccio but it wasn’t terrible.

The Lamb was incredible though & by far the best Tagine I had while in Morocco. This place is definitely worth a visit if you are in town.

This restaurant on the beach front was awesome. I was only in quickly for lunch but you get a great view of the Sea.

The Fish Tagine accompanied by cous cous was really tasty. Although it is a little more expensive than other places & they never topped up my free bread!

Agadir felt quite safe, there are a lot less cops than Marrakesh, but also a lot less people. Something to watch out for is if you see camels etc & try to take photos, the owner may try to charge you for this. But there is all sorts, people singing to snakes, people with monkeys etc.

I would say to avoid these people unless you are happy to part with some Dirhams. I don’t know how much they were charging.

Agadir airport is in the middle of nowhere. Whilst I took a bus into Agadir, I did fly out. You can pick up street taxi’s easy enough, however most places I wanted to venture into were within walking distance so I can’t attest to the charges etc.

The airport is a bit of a shambles, even if you do not have hold luggage you still need to check in! You also need a printed boarding pass. They check your details 3+ times so keep your boarding pass & passport handy.

Bring a spare pair of jeans! Given that I had loaded up on Casablanca beer, Tagines & everything in between, I was carrying a little extra podge.

This led to me ripping the arse out of my jeans trying to tie my laces. Walking through the crowds with my bottom hanging out was a shambles! The last night I made an executive decision to go to dinner in my kilt much to the bemusement of the fellow diners.

I am completely new to blogging & only set this up to help people out on their journeys. If you have any questions about the article or feedback, please do leave a comment & I will get back to you. You can also subscribe for free to get a notification when my next post goes live. Thanks for taking the time to read through. Over the coming weeks & months I will be covering some beautiful places in Spain & Belgium!